Celebs I Wanna Bang

I wanna bang David Mitchell.

I wanna bang David Mitchell.

I wanna bang Emma Stone.
This is a request that was sent in. Keep ‘em coming!

I wanna bang Emma Stone.

This is a request that was sent in. Keep ‘em coming!

I wanna bang Marcel Nguyen.

I wanna bang Marcel Nguyen.

I wanna bang Louis Theroux.

I wanna bang Louis Theroux.

I wanna bang Louis CK.

Anonymous asked: Visual artists? Plz even my photoshopskills are better, this is too bad for words and this tumblr is just gross. Don't show up in my tags anymore, ugh!

A) we don’t use photoshop for this blog.
B) high quality photo editing skills are for chumps.
C) if you didn’t search for pictures of celebrities in the first place, we wouldn’t show up.

-c

I wanna bang Dana Scully.

I wanna bang Dana Scully.

Anonymous asked: I wanna bang Patrick Fugits beautiful girlfriend.

Me too!

-M

Anonymous asked: How about you ask ME a question.

How can I?

-M

Anonymous asked: Your photos are dumb and creepy and you would squash all the celebs then you would be banging dead people and I have heard thats wrong so you are bad

Some people totally dig on being squashed.

Also, in my long fucking career I have never killed anyone. Want me to teach you how sex works?

C